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jaclcfrost:

i love my friends so much like it’s probably silly to get that worked up over it but i am constantly amazed by what wonderful people they are and how much happier i am when i’m around them. and like. i feel the need to inform the world and universe. because going to them out of the blue like “i love you so much” would probably be creepy. i just need to say. i love them. i love my friends. my friends are great. great friends. amazing friends

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condvit:

arnoscrotch:

ifuckinglovemermaids:

ifuckinglovedragons:

arnoscrotch:

Tbh I don’t even care about halloween

from september on it’s straight up christmas time for me wow

WHAT

CRUCIFY HIM

thank u i’m a girl

excuse you, it’s really rude to use gender specific pronouns when speaking to someone you don’t know. please use they/them. this is terribly shitty.

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coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

image

#this chicken is dangerous

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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batcii:


Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo
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kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
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  • McGonagall: You're just going to leave Harry on the doorstep?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: A baby? You're going to leave a baby on the doorstep?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: You do realize that it's November! He might freeze!
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: And not to mention the fact that everyone in the bloody world now knows that he's the one who killed Voldemort. So a bunch of Death Eaters will probably want revenge.
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: Or what if it rains?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: What if it snows?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: Can't you take him inside?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: AT LEAST RING THE BELL!?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • Dumbledore: Lemon drop?
  • McGonagall: NO I DON'T WANT A LEMON DROP!
vaccinate your fucking kids
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